Projektmanagement

Quelle: www.bauce.de

The bug, the team and the born brave.

Quelle: lorenz.co.nz

Walking on the Beach

A project manager, software engineer, and hardware engineer are in Miami Beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. On their lunch hours, they often chose to walk up and down the beach. During one of these walks, they stumble upon a lamp.

The hardware engineer picks up the lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says "Normally I would grant 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."

Since he was holding the lamp, the hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch," replied the project manager.

Quelle: www.mariosalexandrou.com

Darstellung eines Software-Projektes übertragen auf ein Wohnungsbau-Projekt

Quelle: corecompetence.over-blog.de

Dilbert

Time-sheets

Can you explain why your project is behind schedule?

You'll be in charge of this project.

Quelle: www.dilbert.com